LUKE: argh
RANDOM FAN: ARGHHHH!
LUKE: argh
RANDOM FAN: ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!
LUKE: argh
RANDOM FAN: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
LUKE: sigh
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Converse this... Luke Perry and Random Fan
LUKE: argh
RANDOM FAN: ARGHHHH!
LUKE: argh
RANDOM FAN: ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!
LUKE: argh
RANDOM FAN: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
LUKE: sigh
Friday, October 29, 2010
Death by Corn Cob...
Last night, I was spending some quality time with the green geishas, when we were fortunate enough to stumble across this movie on foxtel. Its called the Sleepwalkers and its based on a Stephen King novel that was never published. Stephen King himself even does a cameo in it. Anyway, I have never laughed so hard at an early 90's horror movie. There were countless one-liners and hilarious storylines that went on weird and wonderful tangets. I highly suggest you see it. I have only spoiled one hilarious scene, death by corn cob, but you just wait till you see the rest of the movie.
Thank you Stephen King... Thank you
Thursday, October 28, 2010
The Adventures of the Green Geishas... Volume 2
The Green Geisha's decide to give to charity. But didn't actually give to charity at all. HanGeisha would never part with her favourite teddy bear.. yellow ted..
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Converse this... Beyonce vs. Sasha Fierce Continued...
BEYONCE: Give me my bag back Sasha!
SASHA FIERCE: Its my bag bitch. I'm gonna lock you in a car and then blow it up so you die slowly and painfully
BEYONCE: Why do you hate me so much?
SASHA FIERCE: I'm gonna stab you in the thigh with my stilleto
BEYONCE: Why am i even fighting for this bag, i don't even like it, like, what is with all these tassels.. tassels tassels tassels.
SASHA FIERCE: Touche'
Sunday, October 24, 2010
The Sleep Talker...
JOSH: *inaudible mumbling*
HANNAH: What did you say love?
JOSH: I thought it was my phone but its just my nose... That's Lucky.
HANNAH: Go to sleep Josh
JOSH: Ok
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Making Cupcakes...
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The Adventures of the Green Geishas... Volume 1
Please meet the Green Geisha's, they are geisharific. Stay tuned for their adventurous adventures.
So Many Dance Parties, So Little Time..
This weekend has resulted in some seriously out of control dance parties courtesy of my dear friends Mr and Mrs Stompface. I also just participated in an epic bedroom dance party with one of my best friends Mel Gow Cool Kid. She is a ranga, but we don't hold this against her.... much....
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Converse this... Spock and Kirk
SPOCK: Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
KIRK: So what your saying is... nothings impossible?
SPOCK: I feel anger towards you, an anger I cannot control.
KIRK: So thats not what you were saying? Oh well who cares, lets fire this baby up!! WARP SPEED AHEAD!!!
KIRK: So what your saying is... nothings impossible?
SPOCK: I feel anger towards you, an anger I cannot control.
KIRK: So thats not what you were saying? Oh well who cares, lets fire this baby up!! WARP SPEED AHEAD!!!
SPOCK: Have you disengaged the external inertial dampener?
KIRK: I was kidding Spock, we aren't even in the cockpit right now, I was just trying to change the subject..
SPOCK: I apologize, the complexity of human pranks escapes me
KIRK: Yeah, I know it does
SPOCK: On other matters, as you are yet to select a first officer, respectfully, I would like to submit my candidacy. Should you desire I can provide character references.
KIRK: Hrmmmmmmmmmmm No...
SPOCK: Fascinating! *vulcan nerve pinch*
The Sleep Talker...
My Dear husband sleep talks every single night without fail. Here is tonights conversation;
HANNAH: Ow Josh you just elbowed me in the face
JOSH: It's because i love you
HANNAH: Its because you love me?
JOSH: Yeah, to make sure the Gorilla doesn't get you.
HANNAH: What?
JOSH: I dunno.
Its Kite Flying Time...
Its Kite Flying Time!! For Shell Bell's birthday on the weekend!! Can't wait! xoxo
Converse this... Hamish and Andy
HAMISH: Man.. I'm so hilarious and cool
HAMISH: Yeah, we rock
Things That Were Lost...
HAPPY DAY!! About a week ago i lost the necklace that my love gave to me for our two year anniversary and i just found it under a big shoe. HOORAH!!!
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
When There's Nothing Left To Burn You Have To Set Yourself On Fire...
Most gorgeous song in the universe.
Converse this... Beyonce vs. Sasha Fierce
SASHA FIERCE: Hey Beyonce, lets go drown some puppies
BEYONCE: No Sasha, you always get me in trouble, im not letting you tell me what to do anymore, YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!!
SASHA FIERCE: Bitch can try
Converse this... Blair and Serena
BLAIR: Oh Serena, your hair is so pretty and wavy i just want to kiss you.
SERENA: Thanks B, your also gorgeous, anyone that would happen to be referenced to us must be super cool and stylish.
BLAIR: I Know Right!!
SERENA: Oh, i love your dress B, its such a nice colour and fits you perfectly. Your hot!
BLAIR: Naww thanks! Your dress is so cute as well, actually, i think we are wearing the same dress... and shoes! Cute!!! We dress well.
SERENA: I Know Right!!
BLAIR: ZING!
Time to get your Craftiness on...
Im very excited to make a gazillion pinwheels tomorrow that i am already thinking about pinwheels and how funny the word pinwheel is. Pin Wheel. its just so simple.
Im also very excited to continue sewing this evening. Sewing is fun and makes me feel positive about my existence.
My Lonely Blogiverse Existence...
Im completely aware that only two, possibly three people might be reading my blogs, but i don't care, you must ENJOY THEM ANYWAY! Because its day one for me in the Blogiverse and im already addicted. I haven't felt this kind of addiction since the day i discovered the magical internet world of Facebook. HAZAAR!
Strawberry Pie Memories...
I had never tried strawberry pie until i was 19 years old, and i nearly didn't try it then, but then i was heavily pressured to take some home so i did. Once i was home i decided to give it a try, and by golly, it was the most beautiful amazing spectacular moment of my 19 year old life. Thank you strawberry pie makers.
Shit just got real...
Awesomeness has a name...MAX.. check out his fantastic blog - http://pug-vs-peacock.blogspot.com/
Today im thinking about...
Ballerinas!!!
Because i went to the Ballet last night and it was wonderful and magical!
Scabbles Hens Night Madnesssss!
For some reason i have been feeling like because it is the beginning of my blog, i need to give some sort of history on myself and whatnot. But that is just to hard because i am living in the NOW. So im just going to presume everyone can read my mind and catch up on my life through subtle hints, so this is what i did on the weekend... celebrated my gorgeous scabbles night of henship. She is on her way to marriage and once she is married we can all run around in married circles and put babies in our pantry's. Happy Hens Night Scabnuts!!
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
IM MARRIED.. yes yes i am..
Veil Malfunctions
Here he is! Here's my love. I love him very much. I'm gonna marry him. Oh wait, i already did that, now what am i supposed to do with him......... sigh...
My gorgeous baby siblings. So Cute. Bubye
Shoes of Amazement. To think, i nearly wore white shoes, who would do such a thing.
Confused Beach Times
My gorgeous baby sister! i heart her. she is pretty
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