Converse this... Johnny & Angelina

JOHNNY: Alright Angie, just like we practised, no eye contact, no touching, no talking, no happiness, as little emotion towards each other as possible.

ANGELINA: But Johnny..

JOHNNY: SHHH NO TALKING, I told you this, do we have to go over this again? I dont want any rumours going around about us.

ANGELINA: But...

JOHNNY: Argh SHHHHHHHHHH

ANGELINA: Arrrr this is ridiculous, why do you always just presume im trying to seduce you?

JOHNNY: Because you are a crazy sexy homewrecker

ANGELINA: Well you look ridiculous in your stupid cowboy costume...

JOHNNY: You can't mock me, i'm untouchably cool. If i want to dress like a cowboy, im gonna. You forced me to do this, I'm putting this unusually tall man between us the whole night to squash any rumours about you and me and to stop you from talking to me... Yeeeehawww!

UNUSUALLY TALL MAN: Hello!

ANGELINA: Argh, its going to be a long night...

Converse this... Brad and Edward

BRAD: Fame is a bitch man

EDWARD: A whorey whoreish bitch

BRAD: We should be friends... best friends... and destroy the world with our sexiness

EDWARD: OR.... We could HEAL the world with our sexiness

BRAD: Hrmmm I prefer the latter

EDWARD: Do you mean the Former?

BRAD: No, I said Latter...

EDWARD: So we agree.. HEAL the world..

BRAD: What?

EDWARD: I am Jack's raging bile duct

BRAD: Well I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world

EDWARD: Touche'

Converse this... Husband

JOSHUA: King in the Castle, King in the Castle, I have a chair! Go do dis, go do dis, King in the Castle.

Converse this... Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

VERNITA GREEN (COPPERHEAD): Does she look dead yet to you?

O-REN ISHII (COTTONMOUTH): Hrmmm... close enough, im sure it won't come back to haunt us at all..

BUDD (SIDEWINDER): Your Perdy

VERNITA GREEN (COPPERHEAD): Oh Gosh

ELLE DRIVER (CALIFORNIA MOUNTAIN SNAKE): I might just use my eye patch that covers up my empty eye socket to my advantage and become a pirate, but only if Bill is ok with it. I love him.

VERNITA GREEN (COPPERHEAD): Your a trippa Elle...

BUDD (SIDEWINDER): A Perdy one

O-REN ISHII (COTTONMOUTH): I swear Budd, if you don't shut up, im gonig to slice your head off.

VERNITA GREEN (COPPERHEAD): Who let this useless clown into the DVAS anyway, he can't even do anything, its only cos his Bill's brother.

BEATRIX KIDDO (BLACK MAMBA): Gargle gargle my baby gargle gargle

Converse this... Brad and Angelina

BRAD: Be SMOULDERING Angie... SMOULDERING

ANGELINA: I want to cut of all your skin and then sew it into a beautiful cape and wear it all season long

BRAD: Argh, not this again... just SMOULDER

ANGELINA: I don't want to smoulder, i want to make skin capes.

BRAD: SMOULDER!!!

ANGELINA: SKIN CAPES!!!

BRAD: SMOULDERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

ANGELINA: Ok

Converse this... Bear Grylls

BEAR GRYLLS: Why Hello viewers... welcome to my dinner party. I'm the only one at this dinner party because I am the only one invited because only I am so deliciously EXTREME and can handle the awesomeness of having a dinner party above the clouds. I'm having a little trouble breathing but i'll be alright, i always am. So how did i think of such an amazing dinner party location you ask? Probably my inabillity to be anything other then awesome. Now, I need to teach you how to survive a dinner party above the skys, firstly, wear your parachutes, it might seem like common sense, but you will be surprised by the amount of people who have tried to have a dinner party in the sky and forgotten their parachutes and fall to a squishy end. Do you know what, lets just make this a general life rule, because who knows when you might accidently fall into a canyon, or off the edge of a building, and need to be able to float to safety. LETS BE SAFE PEOPLE. Ok, so now my second rule, its probably a bad idea to drink at a dinner party above the clouds. I know i know, we all like a nice glass of champagne, but drinking and extreme elevation never do mix. In fact this champagne is going straight to my head, I may even topple of my seat, BUT ITS OK, i have my parachute, my trusty trusty parachute. Now rule number three.... as you may notice, if you happened to get trapped at your dinner party in the sky, and run out of food, there isn't much to eat up here using your survival techniques, unless you can eat clouds, but im pretty sure they are just made up of water, so basically your only option is to jump, which brings us back to the parachute..... its awesome...... wear one. I'm so lonely.



Converse this... Luke Perry and Random Fan

LUKE: argh

RANDOM FAN: ARGHHHH!

LUKE: argh

RANDOM FAN: ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!

LUKE: argh

RANDOM FAN: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

LUKE: sigh

Converse this... Beyonce vs. Sasha Fierce Continued...



BEYONCE: Give me my bag back Sasha!

SASHA FIERCE: Its my bag bitch. I'm gonna lock you in a car and then blow it up so you die slowly and painfully

BEYONCE: Why do you hate me so much?

SASHA FIERCE: I'm gonna stab you in the thigh with my stilleto

BEYONCE: Why am i even fighting for this bag, i don't even like it, like, what is with all these tassels.. tassels tassels tassels. 

SASHA FIERCE: Touche'

Converse this... Spock and Kirk



SPOCK: Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

KIRK: So what your saying is... nothings impossible?

SPOCK: I feel anger towards you, an anger I cannot control.

KIRK: So thats not what you were saying? Oh well who cares, lets fire this baby up!! WARP SPEED AHEAD!!!

SPOCK: Have you disengaged the external inertial dampener?

KIRK: I was kidding Spock, we aren't even in the cockpit right now, I was just trying to change the subject..

SPOCK: I apologize, the complexity of human pranks escapes me

KIRK: Yeah, I know it does

SPOCK: On other matters, as you are yet to select a first officer, respectfully, I would like to submit my candidacy. Should you desire I can provide character references.

KIRK: Hrmmmmmmmmmmm No...

SPOCK: Fascinating! *vulcan nerve pinch*

Converse this... John Dorian

JD: EAGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Converse this... Hamish and Andy

HAMISH: Man.. I'm so hilarious and cool

ANDY: So am I

HAMISH: Yeah, we rock

Converse this... Beyonce vs. Sasha Fierce

SASHA FIERCE: Hey Beyonce, lets go drown some puppies

BEYONCE: No Sasha, you always get me in trouble, im not letting you tell me what to do anymore, YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!!

SASHA FIERCE: Bitch can try

Converse this... Blair and Serena

BLAIR: Oh Serena, your hair is so pretty and wavy i just want to kiss you.

SERENA: Thanks B, your also gorgeous, anyone that would happen to be referenced to us must be super cool and stylish.

BLAIR: I Know Right!!

SERENA:  Oh, i love your dress B, its such a nice colour and fits you perfectly. Your hot!

BLAIR: Naww thanks! Your dress is so cute as well, actually, i think we are wearing the same dress... and shoes! Cute!!! We dress well.

SERENA: I Know Right!!

BLAIR: ZING!