Friends Who Make Friends Cakes Are Good Friends...

I can't believe it has taken me this long to blog about this spectacular cake that my dear friend Jarhead made for me for my birthday. It is the most incredible cake in the world. I mean seriously??!! Who even thinks to make a cake this amazing... Jarhead does.. thats who!

So if anyone knows of any one giving away pug puppies, please let me know, because i need to obtain one for Jarhead in repayment for the magnitude of this gift.

Converse this... Husband

JOSHUA: King in the Castle, King in the Castle, I have a chair! Go do dis, go do dis, King in the Castle.

No Way Mother Nature...

Johnny Boy...

When asked how he felt about not winning the title of sexiest man for 2010 Johnny Depp replied:

"I feel emasculated," he said.

"I feel I've been beaten down like some horrible ... you know, like some pathetic harp seal. But, I mean, that's how it goes, isn't it?"

And this is why I love Johnny Depp, among other obvious reasons.

The Sea Is Wine Red, This Is The Death Of Beauty...

Goodbye Alcohol, I will miss you. Alot.

Friends Don't Let Friends Catch Public Transport...

It's been a motto of mine for a long time, and I stand by it still.. and so does my friend Jarhead apparently!!

Panda Suits...

I love when real life starts mimicing my favourite tv shows. Today the major headline on ninemsn is that in China men/women are dressing up in panda suits to raise the baby pandas so that they are more likely to be able to survive when released into the wild.

Well of course, they totally stole this idea from The Mighty Boosh. Vince has to dress up like a panda to seduce the lady panda so that the man panda gets jealous and they will mate.

I love life.