BEYONCE: Give me my bag back Sasha!
SASHA FIERCE: Its my bag bitch. I'm gonna lock you in a car and then blow it up so you die slowly and painfully
BEYONCE: Why do you hate me so much?
SASHA FIERCE: I'm gonna stab you in the thigh with my stilleto
BEYONCE: Why am i even fighting for this bag, i don't even like it, like, what is with all these tassels.. tassels tassels tassels.
SASHA FIERCE: Touche'