Tonight a man in a very expensive car asked me if i would like to come with him for a drive and in return he would give me a line of cocaine... to which my friend responded.. LETS DO IT.. to which i very sweetly responded "No Thankyou". He was speechless for at least 10 seconds and then finally said "you are so lovely and polite.."
The moral of the story is..
Friends don't let friends do cocaine